• just had $30 in sms fees from VZW. Time to scale back on the text alerts. Sorry. #
• Terrifying: Dreamed I was auditioning in front of Randy, Paula and Simon. Worse: they liked me. That’s when you know Idol jumped the shark. #
• Oh yeah: The Critter? Slept through the night. I’m talkin 8 to 5. WOOT! #
• Sometimes I find myself being uncharacteristly negative just to make conversation. Not my proudest moments. #

OK, the title sounds sinister but if you’ve been paying attention it’s relatively benign. I volunteer for Chicago Greeter and noticed this on the bottom of the director’s email:

Chicago Greeter is a proud member of the Global Greeter Network. Argentina: Cicerones de Buenos Aires; Australia: Adelaide Greeter, Melbourne Greeter Service; Canada: Tap into TO! (Toronto); France: Paris Greeter, Les Greeters des Nantes; UK: Thanet Greeters; United States: Chicago Greeter, Golden Heart Greeter (Fairbanks, Alaska), Houston Greeters, Big Apple Greeter (New York City)

You should take advantage of these when you travel.  Paris Greeter?  That would be awesome.