- wife gone, child asleep. I’m drinking, watching karate movies and coding. no good can come from any of this. #
- ok switched from karate to Starship Troopers, the DVD I bought a DVD player for. Is there anything I don’t like about this movie? Brilliant! #
- ok one problem with starship troopers: they have all this inter galactic travel and laser plasma weapons. but no email. what’s that about? #
- best line from starship troopers? the damn bugs whacked us johnny! awesome. #
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July 15th, 2008 | Uncategorized

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Starship Troopers is possibly the worst film I have ever seen, and I have seen both The Money Pit and two Care Bears movies. The only character I liked in Troopers showed her breasts, at which point I knew she was doomed and it was the other woman I wanted to see savaged.
Loved your observation about the critter’s point of view.
Why does everyone hate Starship Troopers? Where’s the love, people? It’s a fantastic story of love, war, heroics, teamwork, brain sucking bugs.
C’mon people: BRAIN SUCKING BUGS. No way care bears beat that.
I saw it on opening night with eight other people. Five of them fell asleep.
really? I saw it opening night here in a theater in Lincolnwood that has since been demolished. It was a late show, completely packed. The floor was sticky, too — just as it was when I saw Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone on opening night there a bit later. A big part of the audience were kids — little kids — which surprised me when I saw the level of blood and guts in the movie. I’m sure more than a few of them didn’t sleep well that night. I slept fine, BTW. Go figure.
BRAIN SUCKING BUGS!!! Just say it with me. You know what to do.
OK, I double dare you. Sit through two Care Bears films, cold sober.
Oh, you’re a heartless one you are. Two??? TWO???? Here, at this place, where you have thrown down this gauntlet, I must bow my head and walk away. I don’t have it in me to face this evil “Care Bear” you describe.
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